I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.