I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

Make your life spectacular, I know I did.