Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.