Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.

Be prepared for luck.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."

You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing