When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.