I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
It's the same sex all the time.
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.
Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.
I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.