When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!