What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me.

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.