What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

All the new people you meet, it's pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'