Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.