Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.
Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.