Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

There's no question this is where I want to live. Never has been.

The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but they're not. Ah, that's the good stuff!

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.