When your spinal cord freezes up, you're vulnerable to everything. But he [Chrestopher Reese] was tough as nails. And he kept a great, kind of dark sense of humor about it, but also was able to accomplish amazing things.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a seven-month-old getting a pat down. [Imitates a security officer.] "Check the diapers. They're full."

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.