When your spinal cord freezes up, you're vulnerable to everything. But he [Chrestopher Reese] was tough as nails. And he kept a great, kind of dark sense of humor about it, but also was able to accomplish amazing things.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.