When your spinal cord freezes up, you're vulnerable to everything. But he [Chrestopher Reese] was tough as nails. And he kept a great, kind of dark sense of humor about it, but also was able to accomplish amazing things.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.