As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!