Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own envelope. For Lance, the person pushing him is him. The only person he's competing with, I think, is himself. To push that limit to the next step. There's a lot to learn from him. Lots.

A place where we all go can't be bad.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.