Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.