Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ?

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.