The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
Robin WilliamsStand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.
Robin WilliamsWhat's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?
Robin Williams