Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.

Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.

I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

I'm fascinated by the new iPhone. I bought it and kept trying to use it in France. "Siri, what is a good restaurant?" (In a robotic voice.) "I'm sorry, Robin. I can't give locations in France." "Why, Siri?" "I don't know." It's like she was upset with the French or something. "They seem to have an attitude I can't understand. Should I look for Germans, Robin?"