I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.

To be acknowledged for who and what I am, no more, no less. Not for acclaim, not for approval, but, the simple truth of that recognition. This has been the elemental drive of my existence, and it must be achieved, if I am to live or die with dignity.

I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.