Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.

Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other

You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.