Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Sometimes with a comedy it's just having the instinct of how real you play it and what level you want it.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

It's cheaper to keep her.

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.