You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.