If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it's mobile meditation.