My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].