My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.