Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.
If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!