Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

With mountain biking, it's always that constant thing, negotiating singletrack, which I like, but for a road ride that rhythm is really Buddhist. When you get a good pedal stoke, it's that thing of everything works.

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.