Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.