Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.