You know what music is - a harmonic connection between all living beings.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.