Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved.

When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back