Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?