Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died for one idea - freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people would be worth having.

Jamie Kilstein is amazing and I will be spreading the word. He has the spark that energized my conscience. We need more comedians kicking it hard the way he does every night

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.