In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'