Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
I got to ninth grade and there was wrestling, and I went, 'Wait a minute, this is fun.' Basically, it was a chance for a small kid like me to get a chance to wail on another small kid. I went, 'I love this.' The discipline of it was great. Plus, I really started to be good at it.