If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums