You can keep your Streisands.
I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.
Brewing a good cuppa is something not everyone can do, and I loathe bad tea.
You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.
I was getting worried I may not become a grandfather, but the Lord has blessed me.
Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.