You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.