My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!