Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?