I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!