Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.