Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?