I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.