Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!