Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.