Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?