Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!