Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!