Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.