I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

Fighting is not internal, but it can be very spiritual. Everything acting is internal. One of my problems in making the transition is pulling back, but I'm working on it.

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that everyone else does. I like creating, it's what I do, and acting allows me to stretch all those different muscles in all kinds of ways. That's pretty cool.