Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?