Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?
I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.