Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.