Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.