Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.