Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.
He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.