Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.