Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.