Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.