I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.

I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.

I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.

Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!