I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.