I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.