I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.

He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!