I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

They call me Tater Salad

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

I don't do any corporate work.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.