I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.