I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

They call me Tater Salad

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.