I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking cigarettes I'm smoking $700 worth of cigars.
Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.
It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
The next time you have a thought... let it go.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.