I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.