My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.

There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.