If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

There are a million really good cigars, you gotta really float around cigars. It's not like being locked into a brand of cigarettes; at least to me it's not.

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I have had a front row seat to observe Darren's success over the last few years and never fully knew the keys to his achievement. He has unselfishly revealed his secrets with The Compound Effect so that others can learn from his success. In my eyes, it is more valuable than gold!