There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.