I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
You can't fix stupid.
We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!