I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.