They call me Tater Salad

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.