I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid.

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill them. I got to give them more credit.