It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of less than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?"

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.