It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself.

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.

My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.