It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I don't have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I'm going to keep talking. I can't imagine a life without doing standup.

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.

They call me Tater Salad