It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.

If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.