Everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. Ultimately I'm the writer for me, but also anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me and I'm pretty good at helping them get there. I think we all work together on some level, but for the most part, we're on our own.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

You can only do two things with your life: give it away or throw it away.

I don't even plan things until later, so no I got no plans.

In my Comedy Club sets, I just work on what is fresh and try to build that show as long as I can. I don't like to do burnt material on stage. Even though my crowd loves to hear me do old stuff, I don't like to do old stuff.

I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.

People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.