I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back.
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.
Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos.
It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.